We offer multiple packages based on how high your society level is, whether you're an upper class snob or a pretentious parodical child, you will have the stash to come out on top.
5 cookies to be delivered once per month
You choose your flavors and time of delivery
9 cookie pickup, once per month
choose your flavors
one Dealer's Choice box of 25 per month
ability to break up into 4 separate orders
get dirty with us whenever, however, whatever
unlimited orders for one year
feel free to text us with any minor modifications to any package
- orders must be submitted at least 24 hours in advance
- orders must be submitted by the member using the registered phone number