The Dirt On Us
We’re Islander (Isla & Alexander)
Emanating from two different continents, dissimilarly distinct cultures and utterly unconnected hemispheric topography, our worlds collided on an airplane. Our chakras were so ridiculously aligned that we sat right next to each other on the third row of a mammoth aircraft and it was love at first sight! Isla even had her sunglasses on at the dead of the night. And it gets dirtier! Our voracious enamor for adventure, diversity, high fashion, rap music, dark art, vivid colors, ambitious dreams, inappropriate poetry, filthy humor and delish food played a pivotal part in our hippie wedding (in shorts and sunnies) exactly 365 days later!
Not only was it a union of ultra-high-voltage souls but it was a culmination of our unique experiences and backgrounds. Isla is a Brit actor, artist, poet and flavour architect and Alex is an American athlete, pro-golfer and a taste profiler - and together they are downright dirty and senselessly in love and wish to share that and all of their heartache with fellow lovers and haters alike!
Finding euphoria in the bleakest of moments is how our first (and only) baby came to be - it was called The Dirty Islander. Our ethos is to simply provide a sweet relief and textural nuance to all our struggling earthlings. Life can be sour and we aspire to provide a chuckle, hysterical giggle, emotional healing and of course, sugary delight to all those suffering from the atrocities of COVID-19 or from the mere day-to-day ordeals of existence. From losing jobs to trying to hustle and survive as artists, we’ve seen it all and this is our minuscule attempt to express that ‘Hiya, we’re here and we see you and hear you and we understand. And guess what? It’s all going to be okay ♥️'
11% of our proceeds go towards feeding underprivileged children. We are also a zero-waste company and all of our leftover products are distributed to the unhoused in Colorado.
